Generatus

Generatus is a social networking status generator. How many hours have you wasted trying to think of something suitably witty, funny and original for your status on Facebook or Twitter? Let's face it, a status like 'Dave is mowing the lawn' or 'Kate is asleep' is not going to impress that huge entourage of friends you've amassed.
Never fear! With Generatus your days of boring status updates are over! Simply type your name, indicate whether you are a boy or a girl, then hit Generate. You will be served up a brand new, sparkly status all ready to be copied and pasted into Facebook, Twitter or whichever social networking site you like best. LINK