Orson Welles Drunk Outtake

In these infamous Paul Masson outtakes, Orson tries to deliver his lines while totally tanked. LINK: Youtube

Drunk Squirrel

This squirrel in a Minneapolis neighborhood was drunk from eating fermented pumpkins. LINK: Youtube

Hedgehog was as drunk as a skunk

A hedgehog had to be rescued in Braunton after getting drunk by eating fermenting apples. The animal — now named Tipsy — was discovered in an orchard on his back and squealing loudly last Wednesday.

Tipsy was taken home by Ann and given painkillers, antibiotics and some non- alcoholic apple juice. Ann said: "The next morning I came in and turned the light on and she squealed really loudly. She obviously still had a big headache."

Tipsy, aged about six months, is due to be hibernating for the winter now but is currently underweight and without sufficient body fat to keep her warm. Ann will feed Tipsy to a healthy size of 600g and release her in the spring. LINK

Inebriated gentleman attempts to purchase more beer

At what appears to be 10:47 am.
LINK, Via: LIVELEAK

Hallucii

A drunk man stuck on MC Escher stairs. Quite comical and artsy. LINK: Youtube

Animals Are like People ; They Like Getting Drunk Also!

In this 1974 cult favorite documentary by Jamie Uys, titled Animals are Beautiful People, there is a segment where they showed that animals are just like (some) people because … they like getting drunk, too!

… But after a few weeks the Merulas get overripe and they start dropping from trees. Then all of the animals wade in and gorge themselves on the rotting fruits. It starts fermenting in their tummies and turns into very a potent brew. So on the way home, things start happening to them …

The only difference is Humans know they are consuming, the animals get a surprise BUZZ!! LINK, Via: Youtube